I recently made a bet with a friend that I could go ninety days without sex. I assume that also includes oral and other types of sex. Making out should be totally fine as long as no penetration happens below the belts. Little does he know I have great will power when it comes to holding out on men. I first went 18 years without having it. Then three years without having it. Later I almost went another year without having sex. So what is ninety days going to do to me seriously? I got this!
In the mean time I’d like to bring up a typical subject my female friends and I discuss. Toys! When it comes to purchasing my adult toys; I will admit that I’m not a big fan of pure romance nor do I like going to Hustler for their overpriced Hustler brand name toys. And I need to add that once a relationship is over you throw those toys away and get new ones because that’s just not right… I’d also appreciate it if everyone started buying new underwear when they became single again but that’s not for me to tell you to do. But sharing the toys you shared with your ex seems a bit gross to me…
Pure Romance is a great concept. The idea of selling products to women for couple use is brilliant. The majority of the items in a Pure Romance catalog revolve around you and your ‘partner’. For a single girl that doesn’t help me out much. When it’s his and hers items, lotions, toys I wonder what am I supposed to do with the “his”? I’m single. The only person I’m looking out for is me! And why is it that the coupled items are never sold separately? Is it impossible to take the bottle or toy and package them separately just in case an uncoupled girl wants what happens to be in the package deal?
Hustler and even Playboy baffle me that they can make cheap items turn into gold due simply by a logo . I have never been one to purchase because of a label. Grant it I do want a Hustler hoodie but I’m not going to spend one hundred dollars on a vibrator just because it says Hustler on the box. I refuse to spend that type of money when I can get it cheaper somewhere else and end up having the same result. Which I must add, always includes a very happy ending.
So my advice to all of you is to shop on http://www.adameve.com. They have the best prices. Shipped right to your door in a brown plain box so no one will know what you’ve purchased or why. They have everything you could ever want and need. And all those things you’re curious about. Also they’re always giving out free movies and gifts when you buy things. So make sure you check them out. I give them five stars and two thumbs way, way, up for bringing on the big “O”.
Word to the wise, you don’t want to lose it. So, ladies avoid vibrators as much as possible because they desensitize your nerves and which makes it harder to reach your “O”. Dildos are better for you but you have to put more effort into it. Just look at it as a workout. You’ll burn calories and satisfy yourself in the process. Enjoy…
“Relax its just sex (with yourself)”
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